Aquababe

Dee sent me these lovely photos of a car parked outside her building in Ann Arbor, MI. Near the license plate of this toy-studded car it says "aquababe."

My vote is that this person was once a mermaid. For her entire life, under the sea, she wondered what it would be like to walk on land and drive on roads. She was magically given legs, and she promptly bought a Ford Taurus. Her infatuation with all of our what-do-you-call-thems and snargles and thing-a-ma-bobs prompted her to decorate her car with them.

Seriously folks... how does she keep them all on while driving the highways? Maybe she just has them there to attract truckers, who are invariably taken to classy nick-nacks like a pewter-cast beer stein with an indian headdress and the singing, wall-mounted bass.

I'm curious to hear what other stories we can imagine up for "aquababe's" story.